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The long awaited Elva and Piran, TT vs AB plot.
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| Elvalianon | Date: Thursday, 2016-03-31, 2:24 PM | Message # 1 |
Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| Intro
Elva and Piran have fought since the beginning of time about which Icewind Dale fraction is better.
Piran, a Ten Towner fan boy, who never trusted a single Arcane Brotherhood because of some of their members "interesting" history, could never let go of his conspiracy theory.
Elva, a stuck up Arcane Brotherhood, who defiles Ten Towners cause of their lack of brains and terrible smell, has been trying to beat some sense into Piran's small skull ever since.
The battle has been long and tirelessly (literally months, perhaps even a year?) but now has finally come to a end...or is it?
The plot
Purple = Elva
Blue = Piran
Elva and Piran where on their way to do Biggrin's Tomb...
Maybe my dc can cleanse your corrupt TT soul
...did you know TT is full...I cant join :3
You have to come back and become AB, haaalp : p
yeah... i know
Are you AB....lol
I cant get in! you ffing troll
I am AB, god i feel so dirty
Im glad you finally show some intelligence : )
yeah yeah "intelligence"
I understand it hurts in the beginning, if you never used your brain before... <3
you do know that there is only biggrin tomb because another AB screwd up
No, you are making up lies
bunch of corrupted, cant handle power
Its a typical thing for TT to point out a entire group of adventurers is being judged by one persons actions
TT is like the Donald Trump of NW
Valindra and KEssel's, thats 2
We should build a wall around that guy that contrcts for AB
And he should pay for it
Just because we had 2 members who turned evil does not mean AB is evil as well, we have high standarts and defile everything Valindra and Kessel have done
Like I said, I did not expect more from a TT, discriminating Trump lovers :p
I was actually going to say that I admired you to give up your pride and become a AB for a short period...but it turns out in the end you cant shake the smell of a TT
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| Elvalianon | Date: Thursday, 2016-03-31, 2:25 PM | Message # 2 |
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Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| Eldeluc also lost is mind, thats 3 members, so far
I am sure TT has had some idiots too...now I think of it, probably more...starting with you :3
Perhaps less evil, but more the idiot u_u
And let me say that AB operates from Luskan!
The same people you fight against in GG #doublestandards
and the same people you work together with!
Havent you teamed up with several shady adventurers from all around the land!
But I knew they were shady! thats why i picked need/greed for last
Now, this guild is Delzoun, AB is Luskan
#doubleagent
Did you know our guild origins from the Luskans,...YES
and Im hella proud of it u_u
Sooo this guild originates from Valindra and Akar
very proud indeed
We only changed to Delzoun because it was more profitable at the time.
Then why are you in it my friend? Why...
Because at the time I joined you presented to me as Delzoun
You took advantage of my honest TT heart
You must surely know, after killing Valindra and Kessel countless times along our sides, that we are far beyond any allegiance
LICH!
Where is your phylactery Elva?
Tell me!
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It's...dont ask me such SILLY questions!
I have none!
its in the basement isnt it?
and even so, if SOMEONE had a Phylactery... why would that instantly mean they are Valindra's pets
this is outrageous!
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| Elvalianon | Date: Thursday, 2016-03-31, 2:25 PM | Message # 3 |
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Group: Guild Master
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| Well, you are AB, Wizard, and Luskan
I am many things!
Doesn't get more Valindrian than that
I am also a healer, guardian, fighter, scourge and more
I wield nearly any weapon and master nearly any magic
what do you do Piran...what do you do...
And have many personalities! Much wizerdry to me that kind of magic
I am sorry that my magic altering my appearance so I can feel beautiful in many ways annoys you
See!!! you use magic to look beautiful! WITCH!! BURN HER!!
It's not like Valindra disguises her rotting bod....wait...
Stop it! My name is Elva! and I ain't a witch!
Where is the spanish inquisition when you need them
Elva... Vale....Valentine.... OMFG...
I am VALINDRA
Thats
*gasps*
is what ive been trying to tell you since like forever
[Guild]Fillith@phamvs: plottwist
*bursts out in tears*
So... now that it is settled, lewts start a pyre
b but.... h how!?
I am your friend Piran...please...d don't do this! I swear, I did not know....
You will be going to a better place dont worry
*sobs heavily*
Let the fire cleanse your soul, just like the old days
Please.... help me... dont kill me
There is no help for you my friend only fire can save you now
Believe me that this hurts me too, but its something that must be done
c could it be Valindra possessed m me?
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| Elvalianon | Date: Thursday, 2016-03-31, 2:25 PM | Message # 4 |
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Group: Guild Master
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| I thought you where my friend...
Hey! I am your friend! Only a true friend could set you on fire to cleanse your soul
(lol so fucking rude :p)
(fuck you Piran)
[Guild]Fillith@phamvs: wauw such drama
What if I AM Valindra's Phylactery? Didnt Voldemort live on in Quirinus Quirrel...
[Guild]Fillith@phamvs: its like old yeller
You move to much to be a phylactery
Perhaps I can still be saved...tell me I can still be saved!
Of course you can. Come to me! I will help you.
Im in DR at PF entry.... near a fireplace
LIES! You just want to burn me
...I should have never told you what I just realized
...you ruined my life...
I was doing fine as I am, started this lovely guild to help all adventurers of any kind... even YOU!
Oh honey, your life was already ruined... since you joined AB
I bet you started this guild as recruitment for Lich stuff
Tell me! wasnt the first 2 members of this guild.... Wizards?
My dark dreams swept away my sleep and the only thing making me hold on to my humanity (or Elfishty) was this guild and the warm smiles of everyone having fun....
*starts tearing up again*
but now.....now you have revealed my secret, this evil force inside me that I was fighting all along
Werent Elva Hez and Mord Wizards?
A trinity odd...
DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM INTO THIS!
of EVIL!
*hair starts flowing weirdly*
WITCH!
Unholy trinity
*falls silent*
[Guild]Fillith@phamvs: I didnt sign up for this
mumbles* I tried to be better Piran... I really tried...
but *voice getting louder* you couldnt LET IT GOOOOOO!!!!
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| Elvalianon | Date: Thursday, 2016-03-31, 2:25 PM | Message # 5 |
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Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| AND NOW I SHALL BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE
A
EVIL!
UNHOLY
WITCH!
*flies up into Valindra form and grabs you by the neck*
*my long fingers and nails sinking into your skin*
YOU! will get what YOU ASKED FOR!
*avada kedavra* XD
Where is the angry mob with the torches?
*I look into your eyes as the life from it sips away*
Farewell my friend...
*drops your lifeless body on the floor*
Seriously, someone calls itself a witch and not a single burn her
... I must be getting old
*returns to former form*
so... who wants cake? :D
is it cupcake?
Sure : )
A bit later...
PF time, want to come?
sure, haii!
hows your undead body feeling?
crispy
good : p
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