Cards Against Neverwinter Deck
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Elvalianon | Date: Saturday, 2016-04-02, 2:12 AM | Message # 1 |
Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| Put your ideas for our special Neverwinter, True DragonBlood deck for Cards Against Humanity here!
The game explained Cards Against Humanity is a card game where the Card Czar reads the black card with a sentence, phrase or question. All the other players than have to choose one of their white cards that fits best. It is your goal to be most funny or find the best fitting card. The Card Czar chooses the best card and the winner gets a awesome point. The player who scores 7 points first, wins!
Example of the game
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Elvalianon | Date: Saturday, 2016-04-02, 2:47 AM | Message # 2 |
Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| Here are just some random words that might be useful or to create sentences with.
White cards
Short answers
Miscellaneous Neverwinter's servers. Neverwinter God. Patch notes. Legendary. Uncommon or rare. Inventory. Greater bag of holding. Astral Diamonds. Tradebars.
Mounts Owlbears. Rage Drake. Heavy Howler. Dusk or Dawn Unicorn.
Artifacts [Lostmauth's Horn of Blasting] [Horn of Valhalla]
Weapons [Orb of Elemental Fire]
Ability Scores STR. CON. DEX. INT. WIS. CHA.
Stats Power. Critical Strike. Armor Penetration. Recovery. Action Point Gain. Combat Advantage. Resistance Ignored. Stamina Gain. Movement. Critical Severity.
Boons Elvish fury. Redcap brew. Elvish thistle. Enraged regrowth. Shadowtouch. Forbidding piercing. Rampaging madness. Burning guidance. Sleet skills. Shared survival. Rousing warmth. Drow ambush tactics. Dwarven footing. Demonic domination. Demon slayer. Dragon claws. Dragon's blood. Dragon thirst. Dragon's grip. Demonic Swiftness. Baphomet's might. Baleful clutch. Living wall. Unbroken line. Wicked assault. Corruption seeker. Grym depth seeker. Glory seeker.
Races Wood elf. Sun elf. Moon elf. Drow. Dwarf. Dragonborn. Metalic dragonborn. Human. Halfling. Tiefling. Half-elf. Half-orc.
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Elvalianon | Date: Saturday, 2016-04-02, 2:48 AM | Message # 3 |
Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
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| Wizards stuff
Powers [Sudden Storm]
[Disintegrate][Entangling Force] [Ray of Frost]
Heroic feats using Toughness, Controlling Action. Lightning Telleport. Focused Wizardy.
Feats Severe Reaction. Icy Veins. Tempest Magic. Destructive Wizardry. Assailing Force. Reaper's Touch. Critical Power. Chaos Magic.
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Elvalianon | Date: Saturday, 2016-04-02, 3:15 AM | Message # 4 |
Group: Guild Master
Messages: 430
Status: Offline
| White cards
Sentences & shorts
hold Sergeant Knox's bags of holding.
Vladek's balls of instant death.
to murder all guards and steal Lord Neverember's throne just to make a close stool out of it.
Elva's riding a brutal yet fuzzy purple owlbear.
you need at least 60% resistance ignored before she notices you can actually blow her brains out.
bitching about Neverwinter servers.
another ddos attack from Neverwintergod is as annoying as watching Wilfred die every single time.
Valindra's sexy rotten vagina.
you realized yo craved Lostmouth horn of blasting more than anything else.
Benn Tallcripler walked in on a Grazilaxx and Dragonborn Brawler expressing their tentical love from the ceiling in Castle Never.
True Dragonblood is the best guild ever.
just blame Elgamort.
Gaby's maple syrup.
Fuck'n Hell.
Baka fapping.
that Arcane Brotherhood is better than Ten Towners.
Videl's mighty blade.
naked flail snail party.
fucking all five heads of Tiamat.
the manual "Sex with orcs, for Dummies".
riding your mount naked through the Stronghold.
Vomiting in the guild coffer.
you hate it when you accidentally discard your legendary dildo.
stalking Hezrou to discover his secret build, only to find out he spent's his Friday nights at the Driftwood Tarven wasted while role playing a broomstick.
Courtesans is just a nice word for gaping vagina.
a big black Drow's penis.
Halfing's micro penis.
smoking a joint with Demogorgon.
undead salad with bones on the side.
a wheel chair death race.
your face.
wood elfs love incest.
noobs who suck more dick than your ex girlfriend.
Strumslinger being a admin.
teach admins to play their own game.
a dude playing a female character.
getting a pink unicorn mask up your butt.
the slaves you saved on your adventures are hanging out in your bdsm basement since.
owls are the fucking best.
bugs! Bugs! BUGS!
filthy exploiter.
the roadtrip to Well of Dragons.
Willen's adorable relationship with his "main hand".
I sense a disturbance.
sticky pocket pet.
over 200 corpses.
dead rats of Blacklake.
the entire Thayan nation.
too ugly to preform necromancy on.
blacklake sludge.
server not responding.
Mindflayer tentical porn.
"wood" elf.
cheating in the special Olympics.
Penis vs Penis.
Chubby baby dragons.
the rewards agent.
Harper Boward.
Malabog's giant green dick.
Rhix looking better than you.
the cake is a lie.
Elva's dungeon.
18+ for a reason.
need or greed
I accidentally needed
armor made out of tinfoil.
rolling a 100
skimpy armor protecting only your nipples and clitoris.
defensder companion stealing agro from the ladies.
getting gold from any male player who think you actually own a pair of breasts.
I like to bond with your runestone.
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Hezrou | Date: Saturday, 2016-04-02, 8:06 PM | Message # 5 |
Group: Guild Leader
Messages: 55
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| Black cards: Knox has a new quest for you, you need to go to ____ and _____ Next Patch will include _____ Lord Neverember rewarded you with ______ You find a potion of ____ After slaying the ____ you find ____ You come across a chest, is it a mimic or does it contain ____ Elva really likes it when you ____ and ____ The statue of Hezrou will be made from _____ The penalty for exploiting in True DragonBlood is _____ The next new mount to be released will be a _____ In the new module you will be able to refine _____ into _____ Looking for group ____ Drizzt and his companions could really use _____ _____ has achieved _____ ____ really loves to ____ 1._____ 2._____ 3. ???? 4. Profit! The death of _____ has caused ______ I always use my ____ to travel around _____ In the last Gauntlegrym match I killed _____ with _____ Dungeons & Dragons & ______ The only good thing about wizards is _____ The only good thing about guardian fighters is _____ The only good thing about rogues is _____ The only good thing about great weapon fighters is _____ The only good thing about rangers is _____ The only good thing about warlocks is _____ The only good thing about druids is _____ The only good thing about palladins is _____ The only good thing about clerics is _____ The only good thing about monks is _____ My encounter routine is ____ followed up with ____ and finish with ____ Kobolds are neverwinters main cause of _____ Upon ____ adventures they stumple upon a _____ Need, Greed or ____ The server are down because of ____ ____ , ____ and _____ decided to adventure into _____ For the next guild event we will _____ farming _____ is more boring than _____ 99% voted for _____ in our latest poll
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